Forwarded: This is a story about Ah Beng in search of a wife with the help of his mother, Ah Kew.
One day Ah Kew brought home 3 pretty girls and introduced to Ah Beng.
The 3 pretty girls name and occupations are:
1.) Ah Huey - a telephonist
2.) Ah Moi - a primary school teacher
3.) Ah Lian - a bus conductor
Ah Beng of course very sexcited lar after a while of chatting with the girls, then his mother asked him...
Ah Kew : Ah Beng, how? Which one you like the most?
Ah Beng : I like Ah Lian the most...
Ah Kew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! Where got future one? Ah Moi not bad leh! Government work you know? Good benefit, next time your children wanna go to school also easy...
Ah Beng : Ah mah dun want laaa!!
Ah Kew : Why dun want?
Ah Beng : Bcoz school teacher they love to say "PLEASE REPEAT!! DO IT AGAIN!!! I want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE!!" Like this very tiring everynight I can die one ah mah!
Ah Kew : Aiyoo!!! Then Ah Huey lar! At least she is better than Ah Lian...
Ah Beng : Dun want also! Ah mah, she is a telephonist laa! They love to say "WAIT A MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!" then potong stim like that ahmah where got mood to make baby lehh?
Ah Kew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ah Lian so much? Bus conductor only wor!!! Where got future one ?
Ah Beng : Ah mah you dunno wan la ... I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus conductor always say "BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!!" (it means "go in behind, go deep inside! go deeper some more! inside still got place!! deeper! deeper!!!) Everytime they say like that i also very sexcited one !!!!
Hahahaha... No offend...