Men are hard to please!! 男人很难取悦!!

Men Are Hard To Please!!
The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD boy;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!


男人很难取悦!!
男人的问题是：

如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了．
对他不好，他说你骄傲．
如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
如果不，他说你是乡下来的
如果你跟他理论，他说你固执
如果你沉默，他说你没大脑！
如果你比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
如果你不爱他，他想拥有你
如果你爱他，他试着离开你．
如果你不跟他做爱，他说你不爱他
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦
如果不，他说你不信任他
如果你骂他，你好象他奶妈
如果他骂你，是表示他"关心"你
如果你没有守承诺，你就是不可信的人
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
如果你吸烟，你是坏男孩
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
如果你伤害了他，表示你很残忍
如果他伤害了你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦！