Saturday 13 January 2007

12 things idiots do on Friendster

ONE

There is NO SUCH THING as a friendster tracker.
It does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "who views your profile the most" or "OMG this works!!!"
Sorry but NO, it doesn't work !


TWO

Those who owned a lot of accounts of friendster.
WHATS THE POINT ADDING THE SAME FRIEND?
Stop doing stupid things like sending lots of same repeated message on bulletin with the subject ADD ME!!


THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
And if you do you are a freaking mongoloid.


FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.


FIVE

Quit crying because you're not on someones top 8.
who cares? ITS FRIENDSTER!!!
Stop bitching!!!


SIX

Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up Mister!!!


SEVEN

Little 12 year olds who have Friendster and look like sluts, and act like whores go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT

If you have decided to read this, you are a true Friendster Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


NINE

I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains.


TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your f*cking dog tonight, or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom..."
QUIT BEING A DUMBASS!!
Yeah, no such things!!!!


ELEVEN

To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious?
You're stupid. Go play in traffic.


TWELVE

Since when did testimonials become personal messages and love letters?
As far as i know testimonial is what you know about your friends.
Why all the lovey-dovey messages seems to pop up everywhere?
like, "iii llluuuuuuuuurrrrrrvvvvvveeeeee you sooooooo much deeeeeaaariiiieeeeeeeee..."
This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you.

Please copy and paste this bulletin and put the title as "12 things idiots do on Friendster"

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