No jokes no fun... Have some fun, my friends... Have a great & blessed day.
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Ah Ben: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Ah Ben: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Ah Ben: Because that proves that I have a brain!
While in Grade School
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Ah Ben: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Ah Ben: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
In a Drug Store
Ah Ben: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Ah Ben: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
At an ATM Machine
Friend: What are you looking at?
Ah Ben: I know your PIN number, hehe...
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Ah Ben: four asterisks (****)!
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Ah Ben: 16
Ah Ben: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
Chatting with His Friends
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Ah Ben: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Ah Ben: Head Cleaner.
Death of His Mother
Ah Ben:(crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Ah Ben cries even louder...
Friend: What now?
Ah Ben: My sister just called, her mom died too!
Attending a Meeting
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Ah Ben: That's alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
Ah Ben's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c ortwo c?
Ah Ben: Make it three c to be sure!