The Love of Siam 暹羅之戀

The Love of Siam
暹羅之戀

明月千里寄相思

词曲: 劉如曾

夜色茫茫罩四周 天邊新月如鉤
回憶往事恍如夢 重尋夢境何處求？
人隔千里路悠悠 未曾遙問心已愁
請明月代問候 思念的人兒淚常流

月色濛濛夜未盡 周遭寂寞寧靜
桌上寒燈光不明 伴我獨坐苦孤零
人隔千里無音訊 欲待遙問終無憑
請明月代傳信 寄我片紙兒慰離情

Mistakes

What they actually means...

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a new style

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a new path

If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a new generation

If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a new law

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a new theory

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a new idea

If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a "Mistake"

Missing

Hehe i like this one!

There was a saying that if you have other nationalities working as domestic help in your household, chances are..

the following goes missing.....
(see below).............

>> Get Viets, dogs missing
>> Get Bangla,girls missing
>> Get Indon, money missing
>> Get Chinese, husband missing
>> Get African, wife missing

>> But now its worse... this pilihan raya betui-betui kepala pusing!

>> Get Najib, Mongolian missing
>> Get Toyo, temples missing
>> Get Samy, shares missing
> > Get Rustam, pigs missing
>> Get Zainudin, info missing
>> Get Nazri, truth missing
>> Get Hisham, keris missing
>> Get Soi Lek, Viagra missing
>> Get Dr M, memory missing
>> Get Ka Ting, do nothing, every 'ting' missing
>> Get Badawi, always sleeping and missing
>> Get Tsu Koon, LP missing
>> Get Kit Siang, chilli padi missing
>> Get Anwar, tilam missing

>> Alamak, betui-betui kepala pusing.....

>> GET KHAIRY JAMALUDDIN... MALAYSIA MISSING!

Hahahaha... these were from forwarded e-mail, i am not the author.